BARNSTABLE - Authorities seized one of the largest busts this year after a raid on Timmy's Little Piper Crib in his parents bedroom. Officials say the contraband has a potential street value of $29 depending on whether they were hand-me-downs.

Among the items seized was a stuffed reindeer puppet, probably been missing since Christmas. Obviously this is a seasoned offender who has been avoiding detection for several months by targeting low-value items. Timmy's biggest mistake was stealing the Roku remote, which was noticed immediately after Netflix got stuck auto-playing past seasons of Paw Patrol.