MASHPEE - Eyes were locked on this mysterious man's train of beach equipment and fun accessories as he dragged them across the sand. He carried an aire of confidence about him, as if life was under his complete and utter control.

Carl, another local at the Mashpee beach, gazed for almost too long. "I thought I was smart with a beach cart, but this guy just brought it to the next level," Carl said excitedly. "He daisy chained them together with some clever rope shit, look at how it weaves through each major compartment!"

He had more to say as the man strolled by: "Not only the standard cart with a cooler and umbrella, there's a few reclining lawn chairs, three rubber dingies AND a boogie board. Oh shit... No way, he's got his keys! He's making ONE trip can you believe it?!"