Apprehensively at first, Benjamin Wheelock carefully picked up what he thought was the salt-shaker, only to find that it was upside down. “Wait a second, someone must have confused the salt shaker with the pepper grinder,” he thought. But this was no mistake. Part of Friendly’s rebranding effort only years ago, they replaced all the salt shakers with salt-grinders. “Why the hell would I want to grind my own salt?” Benjamin wondered. His curiosity was short-lived and ended with frustration. “There’s no damn reason I should have to grind my salt. What do I want, fresh salt? Like I'm at the ocean or some shit? I'm so done. Totally DONE."

When asked what he will do next, Benjamin replied: "I have the late shift tomorrow so I'm going to get some sleep."