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Hospitals Advised To Send COVID Data Directly To White House Rubbish Bin

WASHINGTON, DC: A new initiative is now directing hospitals to send their patient data into a trash barrel in the East Wing, according to a New York Times article published on Tuesday. Effective tomorrow, the move comes by surprise for some within the CDC.

Woods Hole Activists Rebel Against Fascist Meter Maid

Last week Falmouth Police responded to a vandalized wall in Woods Hole, it read "RESIST" and featured a bright orange ticket held out by a dark figure in the shape of a parking ticket enforcement officer.

Trump Tariffs Begin To Hurt Cape's Cherished Whirly-Gig Industry

TRURO - With the increased cost of steel from China, local businesses have been forced to conserve whirly-gig supplies. "I could get a premium whirly-bird for about $20, now you'd be lucky to get a single colored gee-haw for that price!"

County Commissioner Bravely Defends Right To Harass Women, Drive Municipal Vans

Beaty, who serves on the three member board with an actual Pirate, refused to sign the document, leaving many questioning whether this was a larger cover-up. "I'm just saying I never seen him write in cursive before."

Republicans Add Last Minute "Trickle-Down Gift Giving" As Amendment To Tax Bill

Instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, Republicans think it would be better to give all your gifts to the wealthy, which will stimulate the economy and inevitably trickle down to your family.

New Cape Cod Wind Turbines To Reduce Noise By 70% With Quieter Dyson Technology

This renewable energy project was intended to save money. This new technology has no blades, and comes with air multiplier technology. Best of all, they have a 2 year warranty and come in a variety of cold blue steel and platinum silver colors.